West Virginia

Take me home, country roads… to West Virginia, where about 40% of mountain homes are keeping it real with septic systems! With more ups and downs than a coal mine elevator, this beautiful state’s terrain makes installing regular sewer systems about as easy as parallel parking a pickup truck on a mountain goat trail. It’s like Mother Nature looked at West Virginia and said, “Let’s make this interesting for the plumbers!”

The West Virginia Department of Health and Human Resources (try saying that three times fast after a pepperoni roll!) keeps everything running as smooth as a bluegrass fiddle solo. They’re more particular about their septic systems than a judge at a moonshine tasting contest, making sure everything’s installed just right to protect those pristine mountain streams. And they’re always preaching the gospel of proper maintenance – because in these hills, treating your septic system wrong is like putting ketchup on your pepperoni roll… it’s just not done! Their educational programs are spreading the word faster than gossip at a small-town diner, helping folks keep their systems running cleaner than a fresh mountain spring.