Virginia
Down in the Commonwealth, where about 30% of homes are rocking the septic system lifestyle! From coastal areas flatter than a pancake at a George Washington breakfast to mountains higher than Thomas Jefferson’s ideals, Virginia’s got more variety in its landscape than flavors in a box of Virginia peanuts. The Virginia Department of Health runs this show with more precision than Colonial Williamsburg actors staying in character!
You better believe these folks take maintenance as seriously as they take their Virginia ham! With more rain than a British royal garden party, they make sure every system’s installed tighter than security at the Pentagon. And just like how Virginia is for lovers, the Department of Health is all about spreading the love – of proper septic system care, that is! They’re teaching folks about septic maintenance with more enthusiasm than a Richmond tour guide at St. John’s Church.