Vermont

Well folks, welcome to Vermont – the undisputed champion of the septic system world! That’s right, a whopping 55% of Green Mountain homes are proudly doing their business through these underground champions of waste management. I guess you could say Vermont really knows its… stuff! With more cows than people in some areas (okay, I made that up, but it feels true), it’s no surprise that most folks here are rocking their own personal waste management systems instead of being hooked up to city sewers.

The folks at the Vermont Department of Environmental Conservation are like the guardians of the groundwater galaxy, making sure everyone’s septic systems are up to snuff. They’re always reminding homeowners to treat their septic tanks like a beloved family pet – regular check-ups every 3-5 years and plenty of TLC. And let me tell you, they’ve got enough educational materials to fill a library – though I’m not sure anyone’s rushing to curl up with “The Complete Guide to Septic System Maintenance” on a cozy Vermont evening!