Ohio

Buckeye State pride extends underground… to septic systems! That’s the reality for about 30% of Ohio homes. From Lake Erie’s shores to the Ohio River valley, Ohioans are approaching wastewater management with the same practical midwestern sensibility they bring to everything else. It’s like having your own personal O-H-I-O chant of bacterial decomposition happening right under your yard – definitely something to discuss at the next tailgate!

The Ohio Department of Health oversees septic regulations with the precision of a marching band script Ohio – they know exactly where every component needs to be. With standards more reliable than Ohio State’s football recruiting, they ensure every system protects the state’s varied watersheds. Their guidance is as straightforward as an Ohio interstate: monitor water usage (especially in areas with heavy clay soils), be careful what enters your system (your septic tank isn’t as accommodating as Cincinnati chili with its five-way options), and maintain your system as regularly as you’d check your bracket during March Madness – because in Ohio, taking care of business underground is just as important as the businesses that drive the state’s economy!