New York

Empire State of Mind… now with septic systems! That’s the reality for about 20% of New York homes. While city slickers might associate New York with skyscrapers and subway systems, rural New Yorkers from the Adirondacks to the Finger Lakes are embracing independence in wastewater management. It’s like having your own personal water treatment facility that would make even the most jaded New Yorker say, “Hey, I’m managing waste here!”

The New York State Department of Health approaches septic system regulation with the same intensity as a Manhattan rush hour. With standards tougher than a Brooklyn attitude, they ensure every system protects the state’s watersheds—including the one supplying NYC’s famous tap water. Their guidance is as direct as a New Yorker giving directions: use water thoughtfully (especially near those pristine lakes and rivers), be extremely careful what goes down your drain (your septic system isn’t as forgiving as a New York slice joint at 2 AM), and maintain your system as regularly as the Yankees make the playoffs—because in New York, environmental protection isn’t just smart, it’s the law, fuggedaboutit!