New Jersey

Garden State growing more than just tomatoes… there’s septic systems too! That’s the reality for about 20% of New Jersey homes. From the northern highlands to the southern pine barrens, New Jerseyans are balancing dense population with practical wastewater solutions. It’s like having your own personal exit on the environmental responsibility turnpike – definitely something to bring up during your next diner debate!

The New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection runs their septic program with the efficiency of an Atlantic City dealer – they don’t miss a thing when it comes to protecting the state’s groundwater. With regulations tighter than Parkway traffic at rush hour, they ensure every system meets exacting standards. Their advice comes faster than a Jersey comeback: limit water usage (especially in those densely populated suburban areas), be extremely careful what enters your system (your septic tank isn’t as forgiving as a boardwalk arcade game), and maintain your system more regularly than you pump your own gas – wait, you don’t do that in New Jersey! Because in the nation’s most densely populated state, what happens underground affects more neighbors than you might think, capisce?