New Hampshire

Live Free or Die… with a septic system! That’s the motto for about half the homes in the Granite State (okay, not really, but it could be). With mountains and forests as far as the eye can see, New Hampshire residents have embraced the DIY approach to wastewater management. It’s like having your own mini treatment plant right in your backyard – talk about a conversation starter at neighborhood barbecues!

The New Hampshire Department of Environmental Services (NHDES) is like that strict but well-meaning parent who’s always reminding you to eat your vegetables – except in this case, they’re reminding you not to flush them down the drain! They’re serious about their soil tests and system approvals, making sure every septic system is as solid as the granite their state is famous for. And their advice is pretty straightforward: watch your water usage, don’t flush anything crazy down there (your septic system is not a magic portal to another dimension), and keep up with maintenance like your property values depend on it – because they kind of do!