Florida

Welcome to the Sunshine State, home to more septic systems than Mickey Mouse has friends – we’re talking 2.6 million of them! With sandy soil that’s more porous than a kitchen sponge and a water table higher than a tourist’s excitement at Disney World, Florida’s septic systems need to be as carefully engineered as a space shuttle at Cape Canaveral.

The Florida Department of Environmental Protection watches over these systems like a hawk watching over spring break – they’ve got to be extra careful with all those sensitive environments to protect! It’s like trying to balance a plate of key lime pie on a paddleboard – you’ve got to be precise and careful, or things could get messy. They’re always reminding folks that what goes down the drain should be treated with more consideration than your snowbird grandparents planning their winter visit!