Alaska

Welcome to the Last Frontier, where septic systems have to be tougher than a sourdough prospector! Up here, installing a septic system is like playing Minecraft on extreme mode – you’ve got permafrost that’s more stubborn than a mama grizzly and temperatures that would make a polar bear reach for a sweater. The Alaska Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) is like the champion musher of septic systems, leading the way through these challenging conditions!

Maintaining your septic system in Alaska is about as easy as teaching a moose to do ballet, especially in those remote areas where the nearest professional is further away than the next sunrise in winter! The DEC’s got more special guidelines than there are mosquitoes in July, making sure these systems can handle conditions that would make a Lower 48 septic system cry frozen tears. And speaking of frozen, they’ve got to make sure these systems are bundled up warmer than a husky in a doghouse – because nobody wants a popsicle where their septic system should be!